The newlyweds entered the
elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde,
looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are
you?"
A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their
room, when the piqued (ŭģbride
demanded: "Who was that woman?!"
"Take it easy, honey," said the groom, "I'm going to have
trouble enough explaining you to her."