Not speaking to me

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.

Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"                  
                                        
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."                    
                                               
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
                                                
The man: "No, the month is up today!"