Painting the house

One March day my wife said that the house needed painting. "It's still winter," I replied.  "Forget it."

In April, she told me she had bought some exterior latex(齺ᣩ.  I said that it was still too cold to paint.

In May, I heard her outside one day yelling for help, and we set up the ladder so she could start painting.  Then I went inside to get a beer.  As I sat in a lawn chair not far from where my wife was working, a neighbor passed by.  "Aren't you ashamed?" she asked.  "How can you sit there drinking beer while your wife is up on a ladder painting the house?"

Glancing up at my wife, I responded, "She doesn't like beer."