Bricks and Windows

A guy and his girlfriend were walking down Main Street when she spotted a beautiful diamond ring in a jewellery store window. "Wow, I'd sure love to have that!" she said. "No problem, baby," he said, throwing a brick through the
glass and grabbing the ring.

A few blocks later, his girlfriend was admiring a black
leather jacket in another shop window. "What I'd give to own that!" she said. "Sure thing, darling," he said, throwing another brick through the window and snatching the coat.

Finally, turning for home, they pass a Mercedes car dealership. "Boy, I'd do anything for one of those!" she said to her boyfriend. "Jesus, Christ!" he moaned. "Do you think I'm made of bricks or something?!"