An elderly woman decided to have her
portrait painted. She told the the artist....
....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald
bracelets(̱ʯ?/font>,
a ruby챦?/font>
broach, and gold Rolexʿֱ?/font>.
"
"But you are not wearing any of those things."
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my
husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want
his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
The
Oil Painting