In Stitches

Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies when one of them takes a pill.

The second one says, "What was that?"

The first one says, "Vitamin C, to make my baby's bones healthy."

The second one takes a pill, and the third one says, "What was that?"

The second one says, "Vitamin A, to make my baby's eyes healthy."

The third one takes a pill, and the first one says, "What was that?"

The third one says, "Thalidomide (򾲼. I can't get these fucking sleeves straight."