Work Problem

Employee:  The stress my boss puts me under is killing me.  I have migraines(ƫͷۣ, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a strokeз?or a heart attack."
 
Friend:  So, why don't you quit?
 
Employee:  The company has a great health plan.